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Ladies and Gentlefreaks: 
We need to talk about Eastforth 

It is entirely this fellow deviants fault that there are portals all over the place, Yetis running rampant and monkey butlers pooping in the stationary cupboard. Okay, so it is not entirely his fault, I may have had something to do with it to. 

We have been working together in security specifically with the task of observing meta-peeps and ensuring they don't upset the muggle folk. Did I just say muggle? I meant boring people. This task has proved tough thanks to the budget cuts at HQ. 

It has been a thankless task, as I am sure he would agree. We are only paid Pringles, even though the local shops only accept Skittles as legal tender. To make it worse, the shifts are nearly 24 hours long and our 'customers' have a compound that spans several leagues across several dimensions all linked by extremely temperamental Tesla Portals [Patent Pending].

We have done our best, but the limits were pushed and eventually the levee had to break eventually. I suspect this is the reason Eastforth has chosen to release the confidential transcripts to the public eye. Maybe now something can be done. Maybe our lost Yeti friends can be located and given the loving home they deserve. Perhaps the truth is out there. 

Please see below the transcript in question. It is in a raw unedited form pulled straight from the 1979 Nostromo terminals we have been using to keep records.

Notes From the WatchmenEastforth Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Professional Artist
awesome stuff!!
kylebjart Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you very much and right back at ya  
Eastforth Sep 26, 2014  Professional Artist
high fives! watch watching watchers! but who watches the watchmen??
kylebjart Sep 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I did watch the watchmen but they were just sippin' tea. Must've been a quiet night  
Eastforth Sep 27, 2014  Professional Artist
I think we really need to push them to work harder. I'll try watching them tonight and let's see what happens.
kylebjart Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Did anything happen? I looked this morning but the blue one had fallen asleep in his breakfast and the other one turned out to be a decoy. Where did they go?
Eastforth Sep 30, 2014  Professional Artist
I have to admit, I fell asleep too. Is anyone watching the watchmen right now??
kylebjart Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist Tradit
Since releasing the files Eastforth has been unavailable for comment. He was last sighted on LV-223 with a fake moustache and trilby hat. If you see him say hi. Here is some of his previous work should you not be already aware:

Hammer pg8 by Eastforth Broadsword, P.I Cover 1 by Eastforth Cluck Cover No. 1 by Eastforth

See you space cowboys & cowgirls

  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
  • Reading: The Establishment - Owen Jones
  • Watching: The Watchmen watching their watchful watches


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Neo-3DGE Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave!
kylebjart Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problem keep making cool stuff!
Neo-3DGE Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you very much~~! /o/
Laeril Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  New Deviant Professional General Artist
Thank you for the faves :) +fav  
kylebjart Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank YOU for the arts!
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Bernardumaine Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you for faving ! :D
kylebjart Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are most welcome, keep up the awesome work :) 
DarklyWhite Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015
Cheers mate, wonderful works.
Giovanni-Palma Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
thanks for the faves :) 
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