Found a grey hair. It belonged to an elderly shih tzu across the street. A local hero. It once did a poop the size of a person. Malnourished, but a person none the less. It's stink gave off a heat haze of hallucinogenic properties. Claimed one poor fella who fell in face first. A chrysalis formed around him, the shell hardened and he was lost. Three weeks later sightings of his clones started to appear. The local government tried to keep it schtum, to no avail. Every family on the street now had a turd-born homunculus butler. Thank you shih-tzu. Thank you.